Crap Music Rave Party
5 January 2018 at 8pm
Buy Tickets: https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2018/tomas-fords-crap-music-rave-party-in-auckland/auckland/newton/tickets
Back in Auckland for the first time in aaaaages, hyperactive party-machine Tomás Ford hits Galatos Live on Friday January 5 for a ridiculously huge mega party.
Tomás is proudly the worst DJ in the world, roaming the globe with his idiotic Crap Music Rave Party. His big dumb spectacle has become a fringe festival institution, selling out around New Zealand, Australia and Europe. Since his last trip, he’s had his hugest parties ever as the late night party at Edinburgh Fringe’s Gilded Balloon and his parties have been bigger than ever in Australia.
If you haven’t been to a Crap Music Rave Party before, all we can tell you is that they’re the silliest fun you can have. Think rave videos, DIY disco lights, a DJ who dances like he’s eaten a big bag of amphetamines (btw he totally hasn’t, Tom is SO BAD at drugs) and a dance floor full of the greatest people ever.
The rules are simple: request any song you like, and so long as it fulfils the criteria – i.e. is really, really crap – then Tom s will drop it like it’s the deepest, trendiest coloured vinyl at an art student’s warehouse party. We’re talkin’ Rednex, Justin Bieber, Amii Stewart, the forgotten parts of the Dawsons’ Creek soundtrack, Barry Manilow, 80’s hair metal, Nickelback, Steps, those eurotechno songs you only ever heard in menswear shops in 1997, Look What You Made Me Do, Purest Form, anything Will.I.Am has ever done, Aqua, 90’s Cher, Human Nature, Today Tomorrow Timaru and whatever other crap you can think of.
Book early – these parties have a weird habit of selling out! Grab your mates, pick up some glow sticks from Red Dot, think of some horrible requests and book yourself some tickets via Eventfinda. This will sell out judging by how things usually go down in Auckland, so grab all your mates and book quick!